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In Texas a mother has been accused of killing her newborn baby, before atrociously eating his brain and three of his toes. The case has stunned authorities and Texans for its brutality and lack of motive.
while the USDA ( United state Department of Agriculture) has no comment on the unsanitary or unsafe consumption of Human flesh while not following the proper method of keeping, preparing and cooking, the CDC (Centers of Diseases Control and Prevention) issued an satirical zombie preparedness alerts, they probably never thought they’d actually have to deny the existence of real zombies.
According to The Huffington Post, the CDC says that there were no zombies after the recent outbreak of cannibalistic attacks in the U.S.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote CDC spokesman David Daigle in an email to the Huffington Post.
Zombie conspiracies are bouncing around the Internet, becoming the third most popular search term on Google, according to a June 1st report.
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The so-called Zombie Apocalypse has sparked an Internet craze over the past week. Since last Saturday's horrific Miami cannibal attack where Rudy Eugene beat and ate two-thirds of homeless man, Ronald Poppo's face, there have been numerous other incidences reported where zombie-like behavior has occurred.
In Texas a mother has been accused of killing her newborn baby, before atrociously eating his brain and three of his toes. The case has stunned authorities and Texans for its brutality and lack of motive.
Chinese are known of eating aborted foetus, but after been properly preapared an cooked to avoid any transmission of any parasite or virus present on the human flesh, Cannibalism in America is usafe, it's like Zombies are gone wild, the human meat before it will be considered for consumption by American citizens must be inspected and proved by the USDA, which will be issue an inspection stamp, and due to the heat wave, it must be kept out of the temperature danger zone between 41°F and 140 °F, which is not feasible in this weather, so must say the consumption of Human flesh by American citizens is an unsafe culinary practice and may cause different kinds of foodborne illnesses: infection, intoxication and toxin mediated infection.
The proper handling and preparation may reduce the risks of transmission of pathogens, keeping the food refregirated at a temperature below 41 °F, cooking throughoufuly until the internal temperature reach 165°F for 15 seconds, using a well balanced thermometer, and keeping the cooked food at an 140°F before consumption.
In Maryland a college student confessed to authorities that he had killed someone. Another tragic murder in America, but this case again stood out in the details. The student had not just killed his victim, but he had then gone on to eat his heart and brains. Again police and local residents are at a loss to explain the horrendous incident.
Cannibal with no safe food handling knowledge. |
In the Miami cannibal zombie attack, Poppo was sleeping under a causeway when he was awoken being attacked by Eugene, who seemed intent on devouring his face. Eugene beat Poppo and then undressed the lower half of his dazed victim before straddling him and ripping off pieces of his face with his teeth. It took nearly 20 minutes for police to arrive after the attack started, and even though officers ordered Eugene to stop eating the victim, he simply growled at them before continuing his gory feast. Police decided the strongest action possible was required, and they shot Eugene multiple times before he finally stopped eating his victim. As a result of the attack Poppo is clinging on to life, but is still in critical condition. He suffered horrific injuries which now require major surgery.
The series of incidents have led to a growing discussion to take place online as people dispute whether society is just going into steeper decline, or whether a so-called "zombie apocalypse" has arrived.
The horrific nature of the incidents has of course attracted interest, but many have been at a loss at how to explain the numerous events where seemingly psychotic people just refuse to be subdued; for example in the Miami incident Eugene was shot numerous times and yet continued to attack his victim.
Many commenting on the incidents on the Internet have expressed shock, others calling it a sign of the End Times. However, many have reacted by making fun of the whole situation, and posing jokes or amusing anecdotes. Whether this is just a method of "dealing" with the horrific nature of the news, or whether it is a further indictment of the numbness much of society now has towards such appalling incidences there is something people should not forget: These are real happenings, involving real people, and especially real life victims.
According to The Huffington Post, the CDC says that there were no zombies after the recent outbreak of cannibalistic attacks in the U.S.
“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms),” wrote CDC spokesman David Daigle in an email to the Huffington Post.
Zombie conspiracies are bouncing around the Internet, becoming the third most popular search term on Google, according to a June 1st report.
In the case of a real zombie outbreak, the CDC has a zombie preparedness website. According to its guide, you need one gallon of water per day, non-perishable food, medications, a utility knife, sanitation supplies, clothing and personal documents like your driver’s license.
The CDC doesn't address the possibility of calling "Captain America" to fight a Zombies outbreak, since they finally admit that he is a fictional character, while a Zombies situation must be taken seriously due to the danger of reanimated dead bodies in America, as a consequence of dysfunctional mass brainwashing.
Finally, America Citizens were thankful and they expressed their gratitude to the USDA and CDC for the efforts made to unsure their safety.
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